sabre1677

Hello, it's all about me here.
Hello, I've just got this to say, aside from all that stuff under this: I'm mad, stark raving bonkers, batty, bananas, crackers, mental, unstable, wacky, whacko, unhinged, psychotic, rabid, raving, screwy and just a teeny bit crazy. Sorry, had to say that.
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Name: Romilly

Gender: Female, I think

Age: 12 going on 13. who the hell cares about the age...I sure don't.

Hair: Brown with natural streaks, goes down to just past my shoulders. In Winter it is dark brown with light brown streaks, in Summer it is light brown with dark brown streaks.

Eyes: Stone grey, with flecks of brown, black, blue, white, silver, gold and green. I have a dark blue band around each iris.

Description: A brunette with a hot temper, I love making up stories and thinking to myself. I am generally a loner, but will accept company if offered. I am a slight pessemist with a sarcastic attitude (sounds like raven doesn't it), I'm always ready with a comment, and people laugh at what I say. At school I'm known as the freak who says fish a lot.

Location: Where do you think? DUH! At my computer.

Other Location: Someplace I like, how about in the Amazonian forest.

Real location: West Molesey, Surrey, England.

Family: My mum Bridget, my dad Martin and my 2 brothers, Toby and Patrick.

Pets: My budgie Sunny, my pure bred german shepherd dog Alto, my cat Kittie Mix who has many other names, my guinea pig Snowball and the goldfish echo, flip and zira.(please note, all these pets are family ones, I just like calling them my own)

Friends on Fanfiction: deadinside72 and... OMG, I've only got one friend. Waaa, why doesn't anyone like me? If you wanna make me happy, shut me up and/or be my friend, just ask._


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Favourites
Animal: I love 'em all, but if I had to chose it would probably be wolves, sabre toothed tigers and velociraptors (raptors are in all the Jurassic park movies, they're the ones that those guys said were smarter than humans. Sabres were the pre-historic cats with the large teeth. If you don't know what a wolf is me, wolfluvinfreak and gray wolf goddess and any others that love 'em will be offended. Also, you would have a seriously deprived childhood if you don't know what a wolf is.)

Authors on fanfiction: gray wolf goddess, Revenescence, cracker jack, Dr.evil99, Draco Blade, beautifulpurpleflame, Phillip the nickel, wolf-blades-wings, winter child, WandaCarla, and too many more to say. I read a lot and if I read your story you're on my faves list. I like all stories.

Cartoon: Hmmmmmmmmm... Maybe the TEEN TITANS, YOU IDIOT.

Books: Wolf brother, spirit walker (sequel to wolf brother, I wanna read the trilogy, but I gotta wait till the last book cames out), all the Harry Potter books, Blood red horse and many more.

Movies: Balto 2, Wolf Quest, Lion King, Lion King 2, Simba's pride, lion king 3, Hakuna Matata (I think that's its name), Jurassic Park, 1, 2 & 3, The longest yard, Shrek 1&2, the league of extrodinary gentlemen, The lord of the rings 1, 2 & 3, King Kong (I mainly like the dinosaurs), The Chronicles of Narnia, Big Mommas house 2, Spirit stallion of the Cimmaron, Spirited away and too many more. I do really love Monty Python, I literally scream with laughter at that.

Actor/Actress: Viggo Mortesen and Orlando bloom, both because they were in the lord of the rings, and Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley because they were in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Food & Drink: Probably shredded duck or chicken and pineapple (they're both chinese dishes) I'm a carnivore so anything with meat will do. I luv Bucks Fizz, it's champaign for juniors. HeheheheHichehehehe.


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Quotes that I say

Ookaaay, back away slowly.

You're a fish!

Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish!

Fish-cat!

Random!

No...

Have a nice weekend (I do that every day to my teacher, even if it's Monday)

The cat looks shocked!

Pussy-dog!

I'm a freak!

All news is bad news, so we give you the latest news.

A bunch of humans die, it's not rocket science.

Noooooo, where'd you get that notion from?

Incredible, isn't it (I use that on my friends when they say something totally obvious)

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

You may say that I'm insane, I tell you the voices in my head disagree.

You say I'm insane, I agree.

Behind every great woman, there's a man staring at her @$$.

Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs.

Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door

There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't

A good friend would get you out of jail, a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "we messed up, lets do it again!"

"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature."

"I lost a button hole."

"The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up, so I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a policeman pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, 'right here, officer'."

"When I was little, my grandfater used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice."

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

"I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries...but they weren't included...so I had to buy them again."

"I got a dog and named him Stay'. Now, I go Come here, Stay!' After a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all."

"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, 'Cut it out'."

"I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body - only 2 inches taller."

"Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

"My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighbourhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

"I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time."

"I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is travelling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said, 'I don't know.' I said, 'I don't want your job.'"

"I like to skate on the other side of the ice."

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"What's another word for 'Thesaurus'?"

"I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this >>> >> . I go down to the pet store. 'Gimme another ten guppies I got a lotta calls yesterday.'"

"Ever notice how irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it..."

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

"My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them."

"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."

"I was watching the superbowl with my 92-year-old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better."

"I wrote a few children's books ... not on purpose."

"So, do you live around here often?"

"When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child ... .eventually."

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

"When I was 8, I played little league. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a direct line. I took advantage of that knowledge."

"The sun got confused about daylight savings. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows."

"I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead; you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by."

"When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?"

"There is a thin line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot."

"Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick..."

"I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I lay down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes."

"I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..."

"Power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

"I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit."

"I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said 'Stephen, why haven't you called me?' I said, 'I can't call everyone I want... my (new) phone has no five on it.' He said, 'How long have you had it?' I said, 'I don't know... my calendar has no sevens on it.'"

"For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running..."

"I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy..."

"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for his ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly...and says 'Here, you can go.'"

"I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."

"I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping."

"My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912 ... well, to make a long story short ... "

"I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said its 'Free With Purchase.' I asked her if anyone bought anything today."

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, 'I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call next time I'm out.'"

"My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said, 'the whole time'."

"I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, 'Steven, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said, 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'"

"A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and...ooooohhhhhh, that's much better..."

"Sometimes I...No, I don't."

"I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger."

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If you don't take a chance, you don't stand a chance.

The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not butting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be true. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Is there another word for synonym?

Men are not pigs, pigs are gentle, caring and intelligent animals.


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50 fun things for professers to do.

Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.

After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.

After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream "My pacemaker!"

Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop.

Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream "You! What did I just say?"

Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask me, Winky Willy."

If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr Smartypants?"

Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book while muttering "tsk, tsk".

Show up to lecture in a ventilated clean suit. Advise students to keep their distance for their own safety and mutter something about "that bug I picked up in the field".

Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat.

Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.

Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.

Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.

Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all questions.

Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex Machine."

Ask occassional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps would know" and move on before anyone can answer.

Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.

Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.

Address students as "worms".

Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.

Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.

Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.

Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.

Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and announce that the lecture's over when the bottle's done.

Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.

Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.

Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.

Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.

Growl constantly and address students as "matey".

Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favourite numbers and ask students to "sit back and groove".

Announce that last year's students have almost finished their class projects.

Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.

Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee?"

Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don't use it.

Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.

Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you lecture.

Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.

Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every 10 minutes.

Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams or "fake the funk".

Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.

Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.

Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.

Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.

Warn students that they should bring a sack lunch to exams.

Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, "Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!"