Dezuki

 And from my honest observation, during this operation we found a complication in your heart ... now you have, maybe, just two weeks to live
 
o.o; Well, umm ... what do I do?
 
=_= Idiot - drunk yourself out of your mind, lose your virginity twice, and drink a lot of ginger ale
 
 
 
This night, walk the dead in a solitary style and crash the cemetery gates in the dress your husband hates ...
 
=_= Hold on a second there pal!
 
WTF IS WRONG NOW?!?!
 
... I have a wife, not a husband
 
O_O ... you're a man?
 
No ... just different
 
A woman married to a woman ...
 
Who said I was a woman?
 
x_x ZOMG, A TRANZ!!
 
Dude, I'm a f*cking broom
 
.... o-o;;
 
 
 
You know, I never really got to tell you what I do for a living ...
 
I was getting suspicious ... I found the gun ... and I found the knife too ... do you work for the mafia or something?
 
Uhh, actually, I play a psycho cop at a gay strip club ...
 
O_O;;;