Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Submitted February 17, 2004 Updated March 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | What it is. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it came out okay. . .
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Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Sesshoumaru: U_U Another...chapter. *hides face* And I thought she would end this stupid thing.
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
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Dark_Alchemist on January 4, 2007, 9:13:43 AM
You should definately write more of these. Sesshoumaru is definately my favourite of all the Inu-Yasha characteres ...SecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:57:04 AM
lol keep goingIYGU on July 4, 2006, 2:52:50 AM
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LOL! LOL! So funny! You better make more! XDD Here's a mystery for ya: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
XDD Luv ur stories!
sammehjay on June 8, 2006, 6:53:23 AM
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pleaasssee make more! theyre awesome!Kiaya on June 6, 2006, 3:25:24 AM
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ok i've read them all and they're all hilarious so... *favs*palamalus_sweetheart_1990 on May 26, 2006, 3:48:00 PM
OMFG THAT'S SOOOÂ FUNNImikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:57:24 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha! More! More! Please? *Puppy eyes*Dark_Alchemist on March 10, 2006, 1:36:13 PM
I love this story... and everything else of yours I have read. One thing I personally have always wondered is... how is it that InuYasha always beats sesshoumaru, if he is the younger brother and only a half demon? ((Sesshoumaru would kill me for saying this...))
Anywho... This is so funny! I wish I could write funny stuff... it never works...
~Kitsune the Phantom Alchemist
IYGU on November 6, 2005, 5:46:50 AM
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Haha!!!!! OMG! This-is-----sooo amazin!!!!!!!!! (Gasp of air) HA!! ^_^! Keep writin!TsunachiSpiritHolder on October 25, 2005, 6:03:37 AM
I know just about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsi pop. it took me about three days to do as such. but I KNOW how many it is. its about 2,945 licks...i think...but yeah its cool